Lo3 g4o3L g4x s3yc#???

akhir-akhir ini gue disibukkan oleh aktifitas membalas sms pelanggan.
jadi ceritanya gue punya onlineshop kecil-kecilan nih.
jual baju 2nd (but 95% in good condition loh! hhehe)

AND.. berbagai gaya sms pun gw dapati di inbox gw.

'mdel.a gmana syg ?
pnjang.a smana ?'

'caii ,
msii da gag ??
hempt .
kLo k BJM ongkirr naa brP caii ??'

' Aq cm t'tarik ni aj,
jd ongkir'a brp sist ?
gag ad yg bru lg y ?'

hadeeeeeeeehhh..
atau juga yang tipe begini:

'SiZt,,,, aQo3h m4oO duOnkZ bJu y9 mAc4n ge3tOh m0deL.a'

wtf.

PLIIIIIISSSS DEEH JANGAN LEBAAAAAIIII!!!!

ahahahaha.
gue kurang g4ul kali ya?
nih ada kamus baru hasil telitian gw (maaf, no offense, tapi rata-rata alay use that words in sms)

gag/gg/gug/ngak means tidak
w/guwh/quwh means saya
cos/cus/cozt/cuzz means dikarenakan
(word).a/(word)'a/(word)na means 'nya'
*example: wajah.a/wajah'a/wajahna = wajahnya

dan masih banyak lainnya.

yaaaa.. agak resek sih emang gue komentar-komentar.
hhaha.
but, it little bit bothering me yawh! :p

bisa gak normal dan biasa aja?
i think kalo emang pengen nyingkat karakter sms biar murah, di g4ul in kayak gitchu malah bikin karakternya jadi banyak. dan huruf di g4ul in bikin orang baca jadi susah.

hhaha.
no offense yaaa.. :)

funnaii!! :D

its quite funny :)

lyrics:
If I were a girl even just for a day
Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no dont tell me theyre real.
Yeah I think theyre real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15?!

If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.

If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A...55.. OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!

If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean.
Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.

No I dont really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt?!

Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.

diam tanpa kata

lama ga ngepost sebenernya pengen berbagi recent updates gw sih, tapi kok maleeeesss banget ngetik ya? hhehe..

soooo, tiba-tiba gw inget waktu iseng-iseng karaokean sama temen SMA gw, dan.. si Alvian secara tiba-tiba milih lagu ini. agak alay banget sih lagunya, tapi ko terngiang-ngiang di kuping gw yah? hhaha..

how 'bout you?

*oh iya, gw secara baik hati berbagi gratis liriknya nih, hhehe..*

kau diam tanpa kata
kau seolah jenuh padaku
ku ingin kau bicara
katakan saja apa salahku

sungguh aku tak mengerti
apa yang telah terjadi dan
ku tak ingin kau pergi jauh dari hidupku

Reff :
kau takkan pernah sadari
betapaku mencintaimu
kau yang selalu aku banggakan

ku ingin kau bicara
katakan saja apa maumu
lihat aku coba kau mengerti
ini semua bisa teratasi
resapilah semua yang pernah kita lakukan

kau takkan pernah sadari
betapaku mencintaimu
kau yang selalu aku banggakan

kau takkan pernah mengerti
betapaku menyayangimu
kau yang selalu aku inginkan

kau yang kuinginkan...
kau yang kubutuhkan...
kau yang kuharapkan...

HHAHAHA.. ABANG OJEK-ISASI BANGET YAH GUE??